Pooopah
Hooohah


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ACCEPTS ALL CHALLENGES (AND USUALLY CHALLENGES BACK)

A genetic combination of Papa Smurf and Chuck Norris, Rawwwwr skewers opponents with his ears while singing the Eiffle 65 spinoff, "I'm Blue, da ba dee da ba DIE!" Whether by loss of blood or the utter catchiness of the tune, most fall in battle, never to be heard from again. And those few who have survived have lived nothing more than a cursed existance, mumbling a tune without meaning forevermore.